Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher are hooking up?
The Good News: Rihanna might not be back to having sex with that one guy who beat the shit out of her with a car […]
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Demi Moore and Zac Efron?!
As more and more reports surface claiming that Demi Moore is clinging to extreme youth (by which I mean she really wants to be sixteen […]
Ashton tries to win Demi back … with a car?
I may not know much about wooing the fairer sex (I’ll stick with the less fair sex, thank you very much), but if I had […]
Concerned about Demi Moore’s Twitter account?
In the wake of last night’s news that Demi Moore was getting finally a divorce from Ashton Kutcher because he just can’t stop sticking his […]
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher: DIVORCING!
Christ, it’s about time … although the Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi Moore scandal sort of petered out after everyone realized less talented people were […]
Ashton Kutcher quit Twitter!
So after this morning’s little incident where Ashton Kutcher somehow kinda ignored the whole “Joe Paterno enabled a child molester and got fired for it” […]
Ashton Kutcher tries, and fails, to defend Joe Paterno
We’ve kind of been avoiding the whole “Joe Pantero and a bunch of other assholes at Penn State enabled a child molester because WHO’S READY […]
Demi and Ashton weren’t legally married?
So as Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore sit on the toledo deck of the Titanic, waiting for the last possible moment to jump the sinking […]
Spotted: A moving truck at Demi & Ashton’s!
In an none-too obvious sign that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are officially kaput, a moving truck was seen parked outside of the couple’s home […]
Sara Leal: My affair with Ashton Kutcher
You all knew this was coming right? Random chick (played by Sara Leal) bangs douchey male celebrity (Ashton Kutcher) and sells the story to a […]
Demi + Not tweeting Ashton = DIVORCE!
Because the media can’t resist a good low-hanging fruit, Ashton Kutcher (who is a low-hanging fruit, but not the one in question) reportedly tweeted Demi […]
Demi Moore can’t forgive Ashton Kutcher …
In the least surprising news ever, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have allegedly entered marriage counseling which at this point is like trying to fix […]