‘Two and a Half Men’ to end with season 12
Somewhere out there, Charlie Sheen just did a line of Tiger Blood before ejaculating an F-16. Why? Because Two and a Half Men, every aspiring […]
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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher got engaged
I don’t know what’s happening down in Hollywood, but apparently everyone is in a frenzy of breaking up and engagement, and now Mila Kunis and […]
Charlie Sheen loves / hates Ashton Kutcher!
It’s been years, literally years, since Charlie Sheen left Two And A Half Men and was replaced by Ashton Kutcher. And if his Twitter feed […]
Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher: Friends again?
If you completely forgot about the time Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore split up, here’s a refresher: Ashton Kutcher allegedly cheated on Demi with a […]
Lindsay Lohan is borrowing cash from Ashton Kutcher?
Yesterday, Sara Leal allegedly revealed that a “mystery friend” of hers had pictures of Ashton Kutcher, which allegedly proved that Ashton is cheating on Mila […]
Ashton Kutcher is already cheating on Mila Kunis?
As some of you might remember, Ashton Kutcher‘s last relationship with Demi Moore ended after reports of him cheating on her with Sara Leal surfaced, […]
Death by Diet: Ashton Kutcher almost kicked it?
We all know Ashton Kutcher is kind of a dbag but I’d still hit it, you guys. Whatever he’s cute. He almost killed the cuteness […]
Ashton Kutcher wants Angus T. Jones fired!
For some reason, Angus T. Jones went on a public screed about how Two and a Half Men was filth, and somehow managed to not […]
Ashton Kutcher and Popchips caused controversy!
Because apparently, racists really enjoy the taste of mediocre chips, the people at Popchips decided it would be a great idea if they got together […]
Everyone hates Ashton Kutcher: Country music edition
The fact that Ashton Kutcher is a colossal idiot probably shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone at this point, since he cheated on his wife […]
Don’t ask Rihanna about Ashton Kutcher!
Personally, if I happened to be starring in Battleship (“Only the second worst movie you’ll ever see about pegging!” – not the actual tag line) […]
Are Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher really dating?!
Last week, rumors started going around that Ashton Kutcher was making sweet love with Rihanna, which is crazy because RiRi isn’t fifty-years old. Turns out, […]