So some Poorly-Tattooed Myspace Hooker-Troll (guess who!), having apparently not gotten enough attention out of faking a suicide attempt, has started a rumor that Lady Gaga, among others, is a Satanist and the government is controlling you through their music videos and it all has something to do with Masons and Illuminati and 2012. Funny, I didn’t know they made tinfoil hats big enough to fit over Hooker-Troll‘s giant, empty head.
Well, all of Lady Gaga‘s Video, even Beyonce‘s new video, and XTINA, Miley Cyrus. They all are all of a sudden very DARK & SATANIC! There are TONS of hidden messages in the video and symbols that prove that they worship satan. […] The Government even now has a way to send out frequencies on your TV that you cannot hear, yet it highly affects your brain and mixed in with all the visuals from the music video’s, you become hypnotized without you even realizing this. SOURCE
Oh my God, it’s like every half-baked conspiracy theory rolled into one huge ball of bullshit, then dipped in pure liquid dumb. Call me crazy, but I doubt God has a problem with PG-rated gothic imagery. Although I’m pretty sure he’s not too keen on attention-whoring prostitutes who fake pregnancies, miscarriages, suicides and write god awful “gossip blogs”. Hmmm … Is it still legal to burn a witch at the stake?
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