I have no idea why, but there’s something about delivering the news that causes certain men to actually get sexier with age. Like Jon Stewart or Anderson Cooper. Speaking of everyone’s favorite sexy silver fox, Anderson went spray tanning with Jersey Shore famewhore Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi for his new daytime talk show, because nothing says ‘sexy’ like being hosed down with chemicals that alter your skin tone. Which is kind of a shame because I love Cooper when he’s all pale, so I’m really just hoping he doesn’t decide to pickle himself in tanners until he looks like a whore made out of orange sherbet!
