Remember that time that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi said she isn’t an alcoholic? Keep that in mind as you read this next bit about how Snooki exfoliates her face with kitty litter, because I’m pretty sure you can’t do what she describes without being seriously tanked out of your effing skull. Entertainment Weekly reports:
We may live in a world where people put nightingale dung on their faces and let flesh-eating fish nip at their toes, but it still sounded like the Internet was playing a trick on Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi when she revealed her latest beauty secret on Conan last night. In her new book, Jersey Shore‘s favorite guidette mentioned that she likes to save money on her beauty regimen by Googling DIY treatments.
The latest and greatest, Snooki said, was putting cat litter (“Clean cat litter!” just in case you wondered) on her face. “It’s got exfoliates, they’ve got rocks in there,” she insisted, “It makes your skin really smooth,” and later added, “I haven’t broken out yet!” A ringing endorsement if there ever was one.
All right, let’s take a quick look at what Snooki does to keep that body of hers:
- Regularly drinks enough to kill an elephant
- Clubbing every night
- Subjects herself to tanning every day
- PUTS POWDER MEANT FOR CAT SHIT ON HER FACE
And to think, all this time I’ve just been eating healthy, avoiding smoking and drinking and going to the gym every day. What a fool I’ve been!
