For those of you who don’t remember who Emilio Masella is: you lucky bitches. Anyway, Emilio was this tiny petulant ball of steroid abuse and attention-whoring who used to date Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. When she tried to dump the dumb bastard, Emilio tried to propose to her on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine — shirtless mind you, because that situation clearly wasn’t sad enough. Anyway, now that Snooki is pregnant and engaged, Emilio decided to send the happy, expecting couple his best wishes. By which I mean he wants her to miscarry. TMZ reports:
Snooki’s ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella doesn’t think the world is ready for Snooki spawn … including Snooki herself — telling TMZ, “I hope for her sake … not to be rude or anything … but I hope she has a miscarriage.”
Emilio tells us he does believe Snooki will eventually be a good mother — but insists … there’s no way in fist-pumping hell she’s ready for it now. According to Emilio, Snooki has always been flippant about having kids … and never really grasped the gravity of being pregnant — “When I was with her, she said she wanted twins. She would always say ‘Let’s have twins.'”
Emilio says, “I would def recommend her to get pregnancy test to see who the father is because I’m sure there are other subjects” — adding, “Vinny could easily be the father.”
As for how Snooki and BF Jionni’s relationship will pan out on her new spin-off show — Emilio thinks the two will get married … but Snook will “pull a Kim Kardashian.” Emilio says, Snooks is “going to have the baby and break up with him right after.”
First off, Snooki may be a reality TV star, and kind of a moron, but fake is never the vibe I got from her. Yeah, she does dumb stuff, but at least she’s not playing to the camera. Second … there’s a difference between “I’m not sure you’re ready for kids” and “I hope the baby you’re planning on carrying to full term dies inside of you”. If you’re the kind of person who absolutely cannot tell the difference between the two, and are willing to go to TMZ and publicly say that you hope your ex-girlfriend has a miscarriage, then I think it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world if you were accidentally castrated by a speeding truck.
