Oh look, famous people naked. Awesome. Anyway, here’s Shia LaBeouf‘s completely nude in the NSFW music video for Sigur Rós‘ track Fjögur píanó which I had to spell by copy and pasting the title because my laptop can’t even put double dots over an o without me hammering at the keyboard like a drunken pianist. Anyway, you can call this “artsy” and deep all you want (in all fairness, this is a great song) but nothing you say will ever wash away the fact that Shia will forever be known for going “NO NO NO” in three Transformers movies. THREE. TRANSFORMERS. MOVIES. I don’t care how many Icelandic art house music videos you flash your junk in, you cannot erase that kind of shame.