Yesterday, we topped off the daily links with a story about Justin Bieber wearing some hipster nonsense, because this is what happens when you have no one around will to say no to you: You walk out of the house wearing stupid hipster glasses, a crappy-ass studded hat, and cheetah-printed drop-crotch pants that make it look like you’re wearing a diaper. Anyway, turns out he apparently did it to get revenge on Selena Gomez, which … wait, what? Via HollywoodLife …
If Justin Bieber was trying to revenge-dress in London on February 26th, he didn’t do it right. The pop star stepped out in a ridiculous ensemble and a source close to Selena Gomez tells HollywoodLife EXCLUSIVELY that it had her rolling on the floor. “She hasn’t laughed harder in a very long time,” the source tells us, “she was embarrassed for him.” Rightly so — Justin’s outfit was completely crazy.
Revenge? This is revenge? I honestly don’t know which possibility is sadder: The idea that Justin wore this because he 100% believed that he looked good wearing this hot Portland Hipster Douche meets Jiggly Caliente’s Post-Apopaloptic Realness mess, or the idea that Justin thought this would be the perfect revenge on Selena. “Hahaha! Just wait until Selena sees me dressed like a post-modern sexual predator! This’ll really show her! … Aaaaaaaaaaand I just realized how terrible this idea is. Shut it down, everyone. Shut it down.”