I’m pretty sure this is considered a war crime, but I’m posting it anyway: Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian were on Fox & Friends this morning when Khloé decided to make the show actually watchable by wreaking havoc and letting slip the nipple of war. For six straight minutes. To be fair, a six-minute nipple slip is still one of the most dignified and intelligent things to ever appear on Fox.
Khloé was wearing a black shirt with see-thru material around the sleeves and part of her chest area — and during the interview, her boob slipped into the see-thru section for all to see. Nobody on the set seemed to notice — but tons of viewers did … and they bombarded Khloe’s Twitter account with messages about the nip slip. After the interview — Khloé tweeted back … saying, “I had a nip slip and I loved it!” She added, “Thank God! I f**king love nipples!!!!” SOURCE
I’m pretty sure you can find the video of this on Youtube somewhere, but as you all know, I love none of you quite enough to actually go out actively seeking Kardashian nipples. I mean yes, I can sit down and drink my way through a half-assed awards show for you people, but I draw the line at Kardashian boobs. You fuckers are on you’re own, m’kay? (I found the video for you guys! Love, MK)
This just in from Khloé Kardashian …
As I’m sure you’ve all heard (or seen), I had a bit of a nip slip this morning on Fox & Friends! Whoops!!! My stylist Monica Rose DID tell me to wear a bra with that sheer top but being the naughty girl that I am I disobeyed and went bra-less. I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples — perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.
On a more serious note though, to those who I offended, I am very sorry. It truly was an accident, but I would be lying if I said I thought this was a big deal. I love how free European women are when it comes to nudity — they embrace their bodies and are proud of what God gave them. I love that mindset and way of life, which is why I am not embarrassed about what happened this morning. We ALL have nipples!
Monica of course had a little something to say about this… head over to monicarose.blogspot.com! I’ve also included more pics from outside of Fox & Friends — click through the gallery to see :) xoxoxo
P.S. I am wearing a Givenchy Top, a Herve Leger skirt, Christian Louboutin shoes, a Givenchy bag and Loren Jewels.
