Sometimes, a story will get thrown our way that, for the life of me, makes absolutely no friggin’ sense. A story that seems like a mish-mash of weird ideas and random celebs you never thought would cross ways. A story that makes you just go, “wait, huh?” This is that story: Apparently, Sara Bareilles fired her manager Jordan Feldstein (who happens to be Jonah Hill‘s brother) after he got into a fight with Sharon Osbourne. And yes, DRINKS WERE THROWN. Via The Hollywood Reporter …
“Sharon walked up to him pointing her finger and screaming,” an eyewitness tells THR. With Bareilles seated nearby, Feldstein and The Talk host apparently got into a heated exchange that resulted in Osbourne tipping over a plate of food on his lap and throwing water at his head. The fight apparently erupted over comments Feldstein made about Jack Osbourne and his wife. Says a source: “You don’t f— with the Osbournes.”
Oh, and just for kicks, here’s Cyndi Lauper to explain it all because why not? Via ExtraTV …
Lauper said, “I love Sharon, but after last night I kind of love her more.” Cyndi explained the confrontation had something to do with Feldstein reportedly making a crack about Sharon’s son, Jack Osbourne. “Sharon dumped some stuff on him (Jordan Feldstein) like a plate of food and some water to wake him up and said, ‘Don’t f**k with my family.’”
Let’s see here … Sara Bareilles firing her manager? Check. Said manager being Jonah Hill’s brother? Check. Jonah Hill’s brother making a crack about Jack Osbourne? Check. Sharon Osbourne throwing a drink in his face for it? Check. Cyndi Lauper just watching this whole thing go down and being all like “F*CK YEAH!” Check. And Cyndi Lauper was in 12 Deadly Cyns … And Then Some with Aida Turturro who was in Sleepers with Kevin Bacon. There, I think I just finished the most messed up game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon ever.
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