THIS. IS. HAPPENING! I mean, I think we all kinda knew it was happening, but still. HAPPENING! RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE ALL-STARS SEASON TWO!
BREAKING: @RuPaul Confirms 2nd Season of @RuPaulsDragRace All Stars on @BravoWWHL #YAAAASS
— Drag Official (@dragofficial1) February 24, 2014
All right, and now’s the time when I start making some predictions. Which means I’m pulling out the Drag Race tier list I did last year to make some predictions:
DEFINITELY
Season 1: Ongina Probably one of the most notable absences from the first All-Stars, Ongina is the most likely queen from season one to return as she was the season’s clear front-runner before being sent home by Bebe.
Season 2: Morgan McMichaels While she only made it to the top eight, Morgan is a fan favourite and is closely tied to Drag Race thanks to her stint on Drag U.
Season 3: Carmen Carrera The third season is probably the hardest to judge, since it had the biggest presence during the first All-Stars. That being said, Carmen’s post Drag Race career has launched her into the zeitgeist, and her return to the show would be a fantastic inclusion for the trans community.
Season 4: Phi Phi O’Hara A controversial choice, but as Drag Race‘s greatest villain and a talented queen in her own right, Phi Phi seems like a logical choice.
Season 5: Alaska Not only is she the most likely pick out of any of Drag Race‘s queens, but she’s also the one most likely to win All-Stars. Let’s be honest about that.
Season 6: Considering that we’ve only seen one episode, and only half the queens, it’s still way too early to call. Although gun to my head, I’m guessing they’ll pick the two runner-ups.
PROBABLY
Season 1: Victoria Porkchop Parker As the first queen eliminated, giving Victoria a second chance just seems fair.
Season 2: Jessica Wild As I said, she’s the best queen no one ever talks about, and since she even made a cameo in Season five’s Untucked, she has a fair shot.
Season 3: Delta Work This was a toss-up between Delta and Mariah, but ultimately I went with Delta, as she got further into the season and she even made a brief appearance in the first season of All-Stars.
Season 4: Dida Ritz Dida’s now legendary lip-syncing means that she’ll probably make the cast.
Season 5: Alyssa Edwards A huge fan favourite and clearly someone Ru believes in, Alyssa seems like a likely choice to return.
HOPEFULLY
Season 1: Jade As one of the sweetest queens from the Lost Season, bringing back Jade over Rebecca would just tickle me to no end.
Season 2: Shangela She already got brought back once, so being brought back a third time might be a stretch. Still, she’s one of the shows biggest stars, and now that she’s all healed up she’s probably ready to get back in the game.
Season 3: Stacy Layne Matthews RU. I’M BEGGING YOU. BRING BACK STACY LAYNE MATTHEWS.
Season 4: Willam I actually think she’s the top contender from season four but considering Willam’s made it all too clear she wasn’t happy being snubbed from the first season of All-Stars, it’s a bit of a stretch.
Season 5: Detox Because she’s good friends with Willam, I have the same doubts for her. Also, DWV seems to be pretty busy these days, so carving out a few weeks for All-Stars could be a challenge.