Every once in a while, we do throw a bone to the straight boys/lesbians who read this site (we love you all!) Anyway, Maxim’s Hot 100 list was just released, and for the most part, I’m not really sure who many of these women are, but apparently Maxim readers love ’em. I’d post all 100, but that would be suicide, so instead, here’s the top ten, which is pretty much the only positions anyone really cares about.
#10 – Jennifer Lawrence
#9 – Cobie Smulders
#8 – Natalie Portman
#7 – Anne Hathaway
#6 – Bar Rafaeli
#5 – Mila Kunis
#4 – Cameron Diaz
#3 – Katy Perry
#2 – Olivia Munn
#1 – Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Well, I guess Katy Perry is hot if you focus exclusively on her face and ignore her voice, but … Cameron Diaz? Really? OMG, why are you still here? Ugh. Anyway, a few of my girl crushes, including Alison Brie and Christina Hendricks made the list, albeit way too far from number one for my liking, while Paz De La Huerta and Lindsay Lohan somehow made it onto the list despite both of them being drunk gargoyles.
