All right, yes, Rob Kardashian barely counts as a Kardashian because his name doesn’t begin with a K and he doesn’t have his own reality TV show to constantly annoy the world with, but he’s still a Kardashian dammit. Which is why I giggled a little bit when I read this story about him nearly getting arrested after he decided he would chase down a photographer as a prank. Ha ha! TMZ reports:
Sources close to Rob tell TMZ he was out with some friends when he saw a photog taking pictures from across the street. We’re told Rob thought it would be funny to start sprinting towards the photog … but the photog didn’t laugh and instead ran away screaming for help. According to our sources, Rob followed the guy into a smoke shop to try and clear the air (no pun intended) but the police saw the whole thing and decided to get involved.
Yes, the entire thing was a joke, but oh, how close we were to a Kardashian in jail. At this point, I think it’s more or less the only thing the family hasn’t done for attention, they already staged a fake wedding and kept an unwanted pregnancy for the sole purpose of turning it into a TV special. Jail just seems like the next logical step. I swear, if Kim and Kourtney Take Rikers isn’t a thing by the end of the year, I have severely overestimated Kris Jenner‘s desperation/ability to turn just about anything into awful TV.
