Rihanna got raunchy in Barbados!

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While I’m not really sure what Kadooment Day is, I do know that it warrants a street festival in Barbados and it’s awesome. And I also know that Rihanna celebrated it by dressing in skimpy clothes, drinking a bitch and getting down and dirty with fans because girlfriend totally knows how to keep a fanbase: by grinding up against their boners.

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Yesterday she showed off a toned-down look sporting a demure maxi dress, simple make-up and a relaxed hair style – a world away from her usual sexed-up style. But it didn’t last long and earlier today Rihanna was dressed in a louder than life attire as she took part in a traditional Bajan festival. The singer climbed aboard a float dressed in a cut away bra top and a pair of tiny red pants flaunting her fabulous figure as she celebrated Kadooment Day. SOURCE

Now I’m sure some of you are wondering why I’m not making fun of Rihanna for drinking and partying when I make fun of Lindsay Lohan for doing the same. Except if you are, it’s because you don’t understand how “moderation” works. You see, I’m sure RiRi parties and drinks, but she never does it so much that she ends up breaking the law or failing to uphold prior commitment, whereas Lindsay drank her way out of a career because vodka is delicious and the court system will ignore you if you drink enough of it.

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