It’s been a little over a week since Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth got arrested for getting stupid drunk and then driving, so here she is trying to smooth the whole thing over, except she kinda just makes the whole thing worse when she says that she told the officer who arrested her that she was pregnant. Turns out, (A) she wasn’t pregnant, and (B) I’m pretty sure driving drunk while pregnant is bad on SO MANY LEVELS. Honestly, maybe you could have kept that tidbit to yourself.