Prince is on Twitter now

Prince

Prince

The big story of the day is Prince joining Twitter, because apparently we haven’t reached critical mass in regards to famous people talking about minutia? I don’t know. Part of it is the fact that I was born outside of the era where Prince was relevant, part of it is the fact that he said the internet was dead a couple years back, and part of it is the fact that I’m on my bulking cycle again and eating an entire jar of peanut butter makes me cranky. Either way, I just get the feeling like Prince is going to have to do a lot better now then he had to back in the 80’s.

Prince: Hey everyone, I changed my name to a symbol again. #ArtistTweets
Famewhore1: I JUST MADE A POOP!
Famewhore2: I MADE A BIGGER POOP!
Famewhore1: I’LL KILL YOU! #HATERZTOTHELEFT
Famewhore2: I’LL SET YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY ON FIRE! #SETFIRETOTHEPAIN
Prince: How do I delete my account again?

https://twitter.com/3rdeyegirl/status/367447432033869824

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.