Pink is preggers!

It’s no secret that everyone here loves Pink. And I mean LOVE loves Pink. If we could, we would all totally switch teams and marry her in a heartbeat, but fact of the matter is, she’s married to Carey Hart and we’re all gayer than Christmas. Anyway, reports are coming out that Pink is now preggers and I fucking love this so much it’s not even funny.

“She’s 12 weeks along,” says the insider. “She wanted to do it between tours, when she has some time off.” The source adds that after the duo’s 2008 separation, “Pink was determined to make the relationship solid. Now she’s really happy, and she’s excited she got pregnant so fast! She’ll be a brilliant mother.” SOURCE

This is a real pregnancy, right? Because last time I reported one of these, it was Beyoncé‘s, and that turned out to be fake. So Pink, on the off-chance you’re reading this, could you please send an autographed copy of your last ultrasound to us?

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