Because it worked so well for Kim Kardashian, (has been) Paris Hilton decided to recycle an old Halloween costume yesterday, when she went out as Slutty Alice in Wonderland, just like she did back in 2007. Actually, for all we know, this could have very well been a non-slutty costume, but once it touches Paris’ skin … well, transient properties, people. Look it up. The Daily Mail reports …
Paris Hilton certainly could have come up with something better than Alice in Wonderland. The socialite who lives to shock was less than thrilling as her version of Lewis Carroll’s beloved heroine on Friday night. Paris dressed up as the fictional character for the second time to attend a Beverly Hills Halloween party with her boyfriend, model River Viiperi.
Once again: millions of unearned dollars, and the bitch can’t find, like, a single Halloween costume that isn’t slutty Alice in whorey Wonderland? The hell? Also, is it just me, or is the wonk-eye getting worse? I swear, by this time next year, her left eye will be embedded in her forehead.
