I have no idea who Manufactured Superstars are, but I’m sure they’re terrible people because they saw fit to let Paris Hilton lend her voice to their new single Drunk Text (watch the music video below), which according to the Geneva Convention, is a crime punishable by immolation. Anyway, the whole thing is just as terrible as you would think anything starring Paris would be. Seriously, this song and video are what you would create if you wanted to explain to the bleeding prostitute you locked in your basement that you are the way you are because your mom drank mercury when she was pregnant with you.