Dear Scott Disick,
I see you enjoy flaunting your wealth by covering things in money, even though I have no idea what you do for a living. If I had to guess: tertiary character on a horrible reality TV show? Am I close? Just say warm or cold, I’ll do the guesswork here. Well, while I appreciated your fondness for the American dollar, I should probably tell you: Sometimes, I imagine you being kicked to death by a horse and it makes me feel good.
Sincerely,
Jeremy Feist
(No seriously: Please get kicked to death by a horse. Or possibly horses. Plural. I’m not choosy.)
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