A few weeks back, Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton got into a huge fight over … something. Perez is a evil leprechaun troll and Gaga is an egomaniac with a fatal allergy to negativity, so just assume they were fighting out of a sense of predestination. Anyway, most everyone forgot about it because more important things like twerking and Syria happened, but dammit if Perez isn’t going to milk this lame feud for all its worth by passive-aggressively posting naked pics of Gaga on Twitter. Via Page Six …
The ongoing feud between Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton is getting increasingly nasty — and naked. The gossip blogger posted naked photos of the singer and linked to a recent interview Gaga gave (links NSFW), in which she admits she’s aware that her appeal may be waning. “Scratch that itch!” he wrote on one, er, dubious shot.
“I certainly feel that at this time it’s almost as if people are surprised they haven’t already destroyed me,” Gaga said.
“It’s literally not even been two weeks since my first single came out and it’s all, ‘She’s over,’ or because I’m not number one yet, ‘She’s finished’. If you think I give a damn about money then you don’t know me as an artist at all.”
Hilton didn’t comment on the article, but did tweet his usual disdain at topless photos of the singer — which appear to be from a photo shoot unrelated to the article.
Awwww, it’s cute how he thinks combining slut-shaming with out-of-context quotes somehow makes him right. This is the same guy who (ahem) wrote this f**king travesty of a book that I read a few years ago out of sheer boredom. Which is why I can say, with absolute certainty, that Perez writes like a spoiled child drowning in a vat of ABC soup. Granted, I’m not a big Gaga fan either, but if you’re forcing me to choose between an occasionally annoying theater student and a man whose sole contribution to the literary world single-handedly validated book burnings. I’ll take the former, thank you.