In another fantastic example of closing the barn door after the horse has run off and gotten pregnant for money that the horse then spent on big fake tits and crystal meth, the cast of MTV’s Teen Mom went ahead and made a PSA about how becoming a mother at such a young age was the worst thing to ever happen to them. You know, as long as you ignore the fact that they actually make decent money for doing exactly that, and they really didn’t have that many career aspirations beyond being white trash whores. Seriously, if she didn’t have a baby, do you think you’d ever hear the words “Please welcome to the stage, Secretary of State Amber Portwood“? No, of course not.
