Yesterday, a rumor went around about how Justin Bieber‘s manager, Scooter Braun, wanted him to go to rehab in order to fix his public image and get him to stop partying. Of course, Scooter would actually have to not feed Justin’s swollen ego for two seconds, so not only is the rumor not true, but they decided to mock it by posting this douchey bullsh!t below. You can practically hear Justin go “Ha ha! This sense of entitlement will drive me to a booze-fueled meltdown once the public interest in me inevitably wanes!”