Last time we posted anything about a rider here, it was Katy Perry‘s long list of demands that included that her drivers never make eye contact with her else they be fired because she’s a good Christian woman and eye contact is for marriage or something. Anyway, Nicki Minaj‘s rider has leaked, and for the most part it’s pretty uneventful, other than the one part where Nicki demands her own weight in delicious golden apple juice. Yeah, apparently that’s her secret. Apple juice. Go figure. Via the Daily Mail:
- 2 dozen pink or white roses and 3 large Baked Goods scented candles
- Hot Tea setup with lemon wedges, sugar and honey. Must include teacups, saucers, spoons and napkins and decaffeinated Lipton Tea bags
- 2 packs Halls lemon honey drops and 3 packs of Thayers Slippery Elm lozenges (three different flavors)
- Contact lenses solution with case, 2 Space Heaters – VERY IMPORTANT – and a cool mist humidifier
- 3 packs of gum in 3 different flavours
- 24 bottles of Dasani Water (12 room temperature,12 on ice)
- 12 cans of Red Bull (6 room temp, 6 iced)
- 12 bottles of Martinelli’s Apple Juice (6 room temp, 6 iced)
- 24 bottles of Snapple, 12 must be Lemon Ice Tea, 12 other assorted flavours
- Singer’s Saving Grace throat spray
- 2 large bottles of assorted fruit juices and one gallon of Simply Lemonade – please supply one small tub of clean ice and cups for drinks.
- Egg Whites (scrambled hard), Turkey Bacon (fried hard), white toast (grape and strawberry jelly/jam). Belgian Waffles (syrup, powdered sugar, whipped cream, butter and strawberries on side) Enough to serve 4 people
- 1 Large Fruit platter with side of mango and 1 Large Cheese platter
- 3 twelve piece buckets of fried chicken spicy – no thighs, lots of wings
- A deli tray with turkey breast meat, grilled chicken breast, whole Wheat bread or rolls, yellow mustard and other condiments (seasoned salt, hot sauce), plates, forks, spooks, knives, napkins and straws (enough for six people)
- Salad – Iceberg lettuce, sliced tomatoes, sliced cucumbers, green olives, Wishbone Light Italian dressing, Bumble Bee tuna in water, wheat or low Fat crackers
- Carrots and Dip
- Cranberries (dried), almonds (raw – not roasted)
- One set of fine silverware/stainless steel silverware
I have to admit, for such a massive star, her rider is surprisingly grounded and sane. I was kind of expecting someone of her level of fame to be demanding ice sculptures of herself that must be above room temperature, but nope. The most extravagant thing on her list is fried chicken, which admittedly sounds delicious right now because I haven’t eaten anything all day. Someone murder some poultry for me and then throw it into a boiling vat of oil. Bitch, I’m hungry!