I don’t really have that much of an interest in Emma Roberts (Scream 4) or Chord Overstreet (Glee). I mean yeah, they’re both cute and talented, but other than that they’re vanilla sundaes topped in Cool Whip. So of course, it was only a matter of time before they got together and made a wonder bread sandwich of blandy bland bland.
“They were making out,” a witness tells the new Us Weekly. “They couldn’t keep their hands off each other!” As the party neared its end, Roberts and Overstreet were just getting started. “They were talking about heading to a hotel pool!” a source says. Things cooled things down the next day at Coachella. “She was leaning into him,” a witness tells Us, “but he seemed way more interested in his food.” SOURCE
Well, why the hell not? They’re a cute couple, and quite frankly, they’re mouths are fucking HUGE, so this is probably the first time they’ve ever been able to make out with someone without accidentally swallowing their head.
Chord: Wait, did you just stuff that entire watermelon in your mouth?
Emma: I did … and did you just unhinge your jaw to swallow that antelope whole?
Chord: My God … I thought I was the only one. (*They make out from across the room*)