Now that Christina Aguilera is riding on the front seat of the crazy train, it’s time for all the stories of good ol’ Xtina acting like a drunken nutjob. Case in point: She was at Jeremy Renner‘s birthday party for some reason when he found her passed-out drunk in his bed while her boyfriend gave her a back massage.
Us Weekly reports that Aguilera was so drunk that she stumbled her way to Renner’s bedroom, passing out on his bed, with her new boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, giving her a massage. That’s when Renner walked in.
[…] “Someone comes and tells me she’s in my room,” he told people. “I run up and open the door and I’m like, ‘Um, hi. What are you doing?’ She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone’s birthday party that they don’t know and gets in their bed?! My parents were there!” SOURCE
Ha! Oh Christina … I guess with Britney Spears consistently putting out high-selling albums while her lame-ass Gaga rip-off tanked, I guess she’s starting to put two and two together. “So you’re telling me all I have to do is marry and divorce a shlubby nobody, start banging another loser, get chubby and drunk, then I can finally have be relevant again? GET ME A FRAPPUCCINO!”
