 | hey kids – enjoy the latest list of the worst dressed women of 2005 as listed by that catty mr. blackwell who has been putting out this list since 1960! oh britney just can’t get it right – she landed the #1 spot! no shocker there…i will check back laters! xxoo 46TH ANNUAL WORST DRESSED WOMEN LIST FROM MR. BLACKWELL |
10 – Renee Zellweger Renee runs he gamut from Kewpi Doll Dreck to Red Carpet Wreck – Just take your pick. She looks like a painted pumpkin – on a pogo stick!
9 – Lindsay Lohan Drowning in ‘grown-up’ growners, the Teen Scream defines ‘Fashion Fright’ – looks like she’s aged 30 years & overnight!
8 – Shakira A Symphony of Style-Free Fiascos has scandalized her bod – Coiffure by Medusa & clothes by The Marquis De Sade! Hopeless!
7 – Anna Nicole Smith Her Supreme Court battle proves every fashion ‘dog’ has their day – unless she’s mistaken for ‘Queen Kong’ & in cheap lingerie! Fashion lunacy – in living, unforgiving color!
6 – Paris Hilton The Burger Queen Sensation may be very rich – but she still looks like yesterday’s cheesecake & with a side of kitsch! Hot? I think not!
5 – Mariah Carey Fashion’s Hari-Carey Strikes Again! The world applauds your musical emancipation & but please – leave that body to our imagination!
4 – Eva Longoria Now that Eva is America’s most successful primetime flirt & she can afford to bury the bikiniwear – and buy a skirt! Gorgeous face, garish taste & what a waste!
3 – Jessica Simpson It’s time to sack the stylist and divorce the ‘designer’ & she resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel – slingin’ hash in a Vegas diner!
2 – Mary Kate Olsen In Bag Lady rags that look depressingly decayed – forget the ‘accessories’ and buy some ‘Raid!’
1 – Britney Spears When it comes to Couture Chaos, this Tacky Terror should take a bow – looks like an over-the-hill ‘Lolita’ & From the ‘Princess of Pop’ to the ultimate ‘Fashions Flop!’
FABULOUS FASHION INDEPENDENTS OF 2005
Reese Witherspoon, Kirsten Dunst, Kathy Hilton, Dionne Warwick, Ginny Mancini, Nicole Kidman, Carolina Herrera, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Moss and Natalie Portman