After a series of cryptic clues and hints as to the plot of the Coven season of American Horror Story (starting October 9th on FX), here’s your first real look at the plot, which kind of reads as an adult version of Harry Potter. Seriously, taking a train to a magical school? That one is smack on the nose, and I don’t even care because Jessica Lange is kicking seven asses in this one. Throw in another scene of Dylan McDermott cry-sturbating and I’m sold on this one.