Alright, so apparently some sexting pictures surfaced today of someone who was supposed to be Miley Cyrus flashing the goods. Naturally, this caused the entire internet to shit bricks and spend over 9,000 hours scrutinizing the pics to prove it was Miley, because 4Chan loves child porn (and by extension, Traci Lords and Brent Corrigan). There’s just one slight problem with trying to post this on Miley …
First, the person pictured is a bit thinner than the Hannah Montana star. More importantly, the individual in the photo is missing a key piece of evidence – Cyrus’ tattoo that reads “Just Breathe” beneath her left breast. SOURCE
Whoops. It turns out this is just another random, anonymous naked woman of questionable age you happen to be staring at. Bet that sucks, huh? I mean granted, Miley pretty much spent the entire summer showing off more beaver than the Canadian Wildlife Foundation, but grainy, blurry cellphone pics with the face removed? Awesome! Right? … Right?
