If you were a hormonal teen during the aughts, chances are you listened to a lot of Good Charlotte because your pubescent years were a pain best described by rich white guys in their thirties. Well, I guess Miley Cyrus must have been a fan like the rest of us, because according to HollywoodLife, she ended up hooking up with Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden over Halloween.
“The way that they were together I would imagine there is some life to this, but only time will tell,” the source said. “Miley is having fun and not looking into another relationship. Plus, Benji is kind of a man whore.” Additionally, the other people in the car may have just been to distract the paparazzi from the fact that they were leaving together after reportedly kissing inside! “They seemed really into each other,” an eyewitness told MailOnline. “Soon they were flirting and talking very closely. Then they shared a kiss. They left Bootsy Bellows together around 1 a.m. They tried to be discreet by sharing a car with some other friends but it was clear they were leaving as a couple.”
You know something has gone wrong in your life when you start hooking up with Paris Hilton‘s sloppy seconds. The twerking? Fine. The naked “Wrecking Ball?” Sure, what the hell. But knowingly putting something that was once in Paris’ vagina in your vagina? You need help. An also some Valtrex. All the Valtrex.