I never thought I would say this, but … I’m getting really tired of posting about celebrity boobs. I mean, I have no real vested interest in them, but at least they used to pop with enough irregularity that they were something to be excited about. It wasn’t the boobs; it was the mystery. Well, Miley Cyrus has gone topless so many times now (the latest being in German Vogue) that the mystery has been solved. Turns out, boobs are just human flesh and mammary glands, and the nipple is just slightly darker flesh. Are you happy now, Miley? Are you happy that we’re treating the human body as a part of nature rather than an object of taboo? Because I’m actually pretty happy with that, nicely done.
@skyferreira it’s here don’t chuuuu worry #germanvogue pic.twitter.com/O68Ntdx6hE
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) February 6, 2014
