Remember Mike Huckabee? He was a republican presidential hopeful during the primaries, but everyone realized he kinda sucked so he lost? Yeah, that guy. I don’t usually write about politicians (Note: Palins are not politicians), but Huckabee went on some backwoods radio show to talk about how Natalie Portman is awful because she’s having a child out of wedlock.
“People see a Natalie Portman who boasts, ‘We’re not married but we’re having these children and they’re doing just fine,” Huckabee told radio host Michael Medved on his show Monday. “I think it gives a distorted image. It’s unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out-of-wedlock children.” In her Oscar acceptance speech Sunday night, Portman thanked Millepied, saying he gave her “the most important role” in her life. Medved quipped back that Millepied “didn’t give her the most wonderful gift, which would be a wedding ring!” SOURCE
Except, you know, Benjamin Millepied already proposed and Natalie accepted, which means he will be giving her a wedding ring, you fucking putz. Honestly, if you think about it, Natalie and Benjamin are engaged, they’re planning on raising the baby together as a couple, the only thing that Huckabee seems to be harping about is that they haven’t signed the little certificate that says they’re legally married. I mean, the only explanation is … oh God, we need to check Huckabee for bite marks. Rampant famewhoring using celebrity names, rabid fixation on other people’s personal lives, having his own show on FOX News … oh my God, Huckabee is a Were-Palin. YOU CAN HEAR THE HOWL NOW!
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