Michael Lohan is pretty much an expert on judging when someone is riding Lindsay Lohan‘s coattails, specifically since that’s really his only means of making money. When he has to list his occupation on his taxes, he just writes “my daughter is famous.” Anyway, one of Michael’s illegitimate love children, Ashley Horn, decided to spend $25,000 to look like LiLo, and now Michael is calling her out for using Lindsay for an easy buck. That’s his schtick, dammit! RadarOnline reports …
“Do you think my daughters actually would want to have anything to do with Ashley when all she’s trying to do is ride on Lindsay and Ali’s coattails? I don’t think so,” the outspoken celebrity dad told us. Michael said of Ashley’s cosmetic surgeries — which InTouch reported cost up to $25,000 — “I think it’s sick, and somewhat pathetic, that a mother would allow her 18-year-old to do such a thing when Dina and I would NEVER condone anything like that for Ali or Lindsay.
Yeah, Ashley’s mother is terrible! Michael would never let his daughters get plastic surgery. Oh sure, he’d encourage her to enter show business before she had the maturity or mental faculties to handle it, then sell her down the river when she eventually imploded, but plastic surgery? Why the very idea of it! Unless he could turn around and sell out the plastic surgery story to another tabloid, but that would be … ohhhhhhh, I see what he did there.