Merry Christmas from Paris Hilton’s vagina!

If the Kardashian Khristmas kard (I hate myself for typing that, I really do) hasn’t completely turned you off the idea of the holidays altogether, good news! Paris Hilton has released her own Christmas card, and like most of the things Paris unleashes onto the world, it involves her vagina.

Inside, it reads: Warm wishes this Holiday Season. Love from Paris & Paris Hilton Entertainment. “Christmas is my favorite times of year,” the 29-year-old told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive new interview. SOURCE

It’s official! Paris has finally done what The Grinch has never been able to pull off: She ruined Christmas. And all she had to do was simply give Santa, his elves and his reindeer the clap. Sorry kids! Unless you plan on leaving out a nice big plate of penicillin milk and valtrex cookies, Christmas is canceled.


SOURCE | RADARONLINE

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