For reasons beyond me, Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian were invited onto Konan – I’m sorry, CONAN (fucking K’s) last night to discuss their new book. But of course, these are the Kardashians we’re talking about, so obviously the discussion took a hard left into Slutsville, population these three famewhores.
“I told Khloe that I found her sex mask under my bed, that she’s been looking for, and then she wrote me back, ‘Oh my god, I found your jar of mayonnaise that you use on your vagina,'” she told host Conan O’Brien. “And we were talking back and forth and people were like, what does mayonnaise on your vagina do? And we said it makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler Building.”
Sister Kim, perhaps the most reserved of the sisters, was not pleased with the exchange. “Don’t you guys realize that most of our fans are under the age 18 and you are bad influences on them? Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing is not appropriate,” she scolded her sisters. SOURCE
Once again, I’d like to point out to Kim Kardashian that the only reason she’s famous is because America loves watching whores get pissed on apparently. Hell, if anything, slathering mayonnaise on her vajayjay might probably be the least disgusting thing a Kardashian has ever done with her lady bits. Hell, I’m surprised they didn’t go full white trash and slather on the Baconnaise. Only 400 grams of MSG per serving!
