So Madonna was in Venice for the premiere of her directorial debut, W.E. (which is doing about as well as you would think any movie featuring Madonna would) when someone went up to her and handed her a hydrangea, which she accepted and thanked him for … until he was gone, at which point she shot someone what can only be described as full-blown bitchface, then muttered something about how she absolutely loathes hydrangeas. Not just “dislike”, LOATHE. Which is really the sort of thing you should probably not do when someone hands you a gift. “Awww, a loving handmade scarf! *Cuntface* I HATE THIS SHIT, YOU STUPID BITCH.”
