It’s going to be hard for Fifty Shades of Grey to shake its Twilight comparisons: For starters, Fifty Shades start off as Twilight fanfiction (SERIOUSLY). Both movies are adaptations of terrible books that became inexplicably popular. Both feature abusive relationships that people just love to romanticize. And no matter how bad the movies are, at least the soundtracks are actually totally amazing. Case in point: Here’s Beyoncé‘s “Crazy In Love” remix for the Fifty Shades soundtrack–which is the only good thing about the movie–the ONLY good thing. Mark my words.