Now that Lindsay Lohan is more or less off the hook thanks to the fact that everyone who’s suing her is a huge famewhore, the comeback roles are lining up, which means we can all look forward to her upcoming role as Victoria Gotti in the John Gotti biopic, and if she plays her card right, the lead in Just My Luck 2: Electric Boogaloo. Oh, wait, did I say comeback? I meant “complete and total lateral move for her career”.
Lindsay Lohan’s on the verge of signing her first big contract out of rehab — in fact, we’re told the actress is in “final talks” to play John Gotti’s daughter Victoria in the upcoming biopic about the mafioso’s life. As we previously reported, John Travolta is currently hammering out a deal to play the bossman himself. It’s no small movie either — according to sources, the budget so far is $75 million. No word yet on what Lindsay would be getting paid — but hey, a job’s a job. SOURCE
Okay, so whether this, or any of the other roles she’s been offered will actually go off has yet to be seen, but I think we can all agree that at least her next big film project doesn’t involve a donkey. No, really, if it were up to Dina Lohan, Lindsay would be in a crate right now on its way to Tijuana. “Sorry Lindsay, but Mommy needs her happy juice in order to keep the voices from coming at night. Don’t worry, the guy I talked to says he found a donkey that looks EXACTLY like Samantha Ronson. It will even stop at the door of the club and refuse to enter unless someone gets it an extra $10,000!*”
*True story. Don’t ask.
