Guess what Lindsay Lohan did on Saturday night?

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I’ll give you a hint: Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be acting professionally, working to rebuild her career, plus she just had a high-profile case of exhaustion and dehydration. So obviously, she was partying into the wee hours over at Chateau Marmont on Saturday night. Us Weekly reports:

Spotted hanging at swanky L.A. hotspot Chateau Marmont Saturday, the 25-year-old appeared to have come straight from filming the Elizabeth Taylor biopic, with her brunette ‘do and cat-eye makeup still in tact. Chatting with a group of five men, Lohan spent the night surrounded by celebs including Pretty Little Liars‘ Ashley Benson, Busy Philipps and Haylie Duff. “For someone so exhausted, it was shocking to see her out past 1 a.m.,” an eyewitness told Us Weekly of Lohan, who stayed until Chateau’s restaurant cleared out.

For those of you keeping track here, here’s how Lindsay’s brain works:

“Do I have work again, thereby giving myself a chance to redeem myself? Okay then, have I been told not to drive anywhere by my insurance contract, and do I have a limo service available to me at all times at no extra cost? I do? Awesome, let me put this open bottle of booze in the trunk of my rented car and ram it into the back of a trunk. Now, am I over-exerting myself to the point where paramedics have to wake me up from my nap, and do I also have a reputation as a party girl with no self-discipline that needs to be shed if I want to be taken seriously as an actress? I do? Then let’s go out partying until one in the morning! WOO! IT’S NEVER MY FAULT.”

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