Lindsay Lohan just wants to party!

Lindsay Lohan

We’ve already gone over the industry insider’s reasons as to why no one will hire Lindsay Lohan, but just for shits and giggles, let’s recap: the public’s image of her is that of an irresponsible alcoholic and because of this, audiences turned against her to the point where she becomes box office poison in anything she’s in. So of course, here’s Lindsay doing her darndest to change her image by going out drinking and demanding that no one take her picture. Typical crackhead behavior. Page Six reports:

Lindsay Lohan has headed home to New York for the holidays. The legally challenged actress partied at Meatpacking District restaurant Beaumarchais on Wednesday night, celebrating the December birthdays of brother Michael Jr., 25, and sister Aliana, 18. Lohan was spotted “dancing up a storm in a big hat,” and up to her routine of shooing away anyone who tried to take pictures. Lohan seemed in better spirits than during September’s Fashion Week, when she threw drinks at photographers Jasper Rischen and Todd Eberle, believing they were snapping her. Lohan’s rep huffed, “I think Page Six should let Lindsay celebrate her sister’s birthday and not bother her any more.”

Wait, he remembers who his client is, right? Did he just say “my client is rich, so you should all just enable an alcoholic because nothing bad ever happens when you blindly give people whatever they want without considering the long-term consequences.” And does anyone else remember back when everyone just respected the fact that having the paparazzi occasionally take pictures of you in public was one of the prices of being rich and famous rather than something delusional addicts complained about?

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