In news that would have been just absolutely amazing if this were still 2006, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly going to be posing totally naked for Playboy magazine this week, for reportedly close to one million bucks. And remember, this is current day LiLo, which means that you could very well be jacking off to a bag of saline with a bunch of freckles poked on with a red sharpie for about ten minutes before you realize something might be off. Access Hollywood reports:
Lindsay Lohan has lined up a new gig – as a Playboy girl. LiLo is posing for Hugh Hefner’s Playboy magazine, a source told Access Hollywood. The source told Access Lohan is disrobing for the spread, which is being shot this week in LA. When contacted by Access, a rep for the actress said, “I cannot confirm at this time.” A spokesperson for Playboy also had no comment on the report. According to TMZ, Playboy reportedly offered the actress $750,000 to strip down. However, she countered, asking for a million dollar payday. While the magazine would not cough up $1 million, they did reportedly come up from their original offer, which was enough to get the deal done. In the meantime, Lohan’s other gig is community service. The actress has been ordered to spend 16 hours of community service at the Los Angeles Coroner’s Office before her next hearing on Nov. 2, where she’ll face the music after a judge ruled she violated her probation.
So basically, Lindsay went from sleeping with people to get photoshoots to sleeping with people during a photoshoot. Sure, why not. Actually, this could be a great gig for her. Just imagine: Lindsay banging Hugh Hefner for wads and wads of cash. Hell, this would probably be the first real job she’s held for years! And yes, having sex with Hugh is a real job. Picture an 85-year-old dick, then try and convince yourself you can actually touch it for free. You can’t? Then it’s a job!
