Lindsay Lohan is fighting the law!

Lindsay Lohan

Because Lindsay Lohan does not know the meaning of the words “give up” or “jail” (or “no” or “sobriety” or “moderation”… need I go on?), Lindsay has decided to turn down the plea bargain in order to fight for her freedom and her career … okay, maybe just her freedom. What? You’ve gotta lower your standards when it comes to shit like this.

“Ms. Lohan has maintained her innocence from the moment this case was filed and she has never wavered,” attorney Shawn Holley wrote in a statement released hours after the actress informed a judge she would not accept his plea offer. “Though many advised her to follow the safe route by taking ‘the deal,’ the truth is, Ms. Lohan is innocent; she has a strong defense; and we are confident that a jury will listen to the evidence fairly and acquit her,” Holley wrote. SOURCE

This of course means that LiLo could walk away with no jail time, or she could be found guilty and be sentenced to … no jail time. Honestly, I really don’t see how she can lose here. I just feel bad for the tax-payers of California. How does it feel to know your government is wasting your tax dollars trying to get a freckled burn-out into jail for all of fifteen minutes? HA! All we use ours on is socialized medicine and maple syrup.

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