Lindsay Lohan has a stalker now too!

Lindsay Lohan

So Lindsay Lohan is out of jail, living it up in a fabulous beach house, is slowly rebuilding her career and is starting to put her life back together … you see where I’m going with this, right? Clearly, things were going a little too well for her, so of course that means that someone in her life will send her unwanted text messages, try and break into her house, and send her death threats … and for once, it’s not one of her parents.

Lilo went on Twitter today and posted a photo of the man allegedly posing the threat — saying, “This is the freemason stalker that has been threatening to kill me- while he is TRESPASSING! I’m actually scared now.”

She continued, “all my fans, my supporters, please stand by me. g-d bless xxL.”

We’re told LiLo believes the man has been obsessed with her for nearly 4 years … frequently dropping by her home and leaving weird gifts for the actress.  We’re also told he’s been sending her “insane” text messages for the past few years. SOURCE

Stalkers are serious problems, and while we should all be concerned, it’s important to try and milk at least something good out of this situation: Lindsay Lohan now has a scapegoat for EVERYTHING. “Oh no, my stalker broke into my apartment and left a bunch of empty vodka bottles all over the place! Also, he got coke all over my favorite glass coffee table or something. Oh, and then he stabbed my Dad. That … that monster?”

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