Lindsay fell down again, with Paris and Nicky Hilton!

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton

No, this is not a repeat of four years ago. Anyway, someone must have let it slip to Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton that the only reason that the two of them are, or were ever famous is because they’re both drunk sluts, so the two of them merged Voltron-style over the weekend with Paris’ newly single sister, Nicky Hilton (told ya!) to go out clubbing until four in the morning. And of course, Lindsay said that she wasn’t drunk and it was all someone else’s fault.

Lindsay Lohan went out again in Malibu last night with pals Paris and Nicky Hilton and she just couldn’t stand it — no, really … she fell down. Lindsay blamed her little trip on the paps, posting this on her Twitter page: Omg, I’m so embarrassed, paparazzi just blinded me with flashes again, as I was walking into dinner. They pushed me and I tripped :( hurt … SOURCE

I love how it’s gotten to the point where Lindsay only uses her Twitter to tell everyone that she wasn’t drunk, as long as you completely ignore three pieces of key evidence.

  1. Every time Lindsay has been photographed falling down, it was immediately after coming out of a bar.
  2. She was out all night with Paris and Nicky Hilton until four in the morning. Just because your martini has an olive in it, that doesn’t make it dinner.
  3. She’s Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.