So yesterday, Lindsay Lohan managed to show up late to court after getting off of two commercial planes and grabbing a private jet and followed all that up by striking a plea deal at the last minute to go to rehab instead of jail. Well, according to TMZ, Lindsay decided to celebrate her upcoming rehab stint by trying to go out clubbing, only to find the paparazzi waiting for her and ditching the whole thing.
Lindsay Lohan clearly took her latest rehab sentence to heart last night … Absolut-ly … she was back on the nightclub circuit. Lindsay went full camouflage as her SUV pulled up to the AV Club in Hollywood. With a blanket covering her face, she clearly did not want to be seen. Problem was there was a gaggle of photogs she couldn’t shake, so a frustrated LiLo beat a hasty retreat without ever entering the club. As you know a judge essentially told Lindsay she had a big fat substance abuse problem and ordered her to spend 90 days in lockdown rehab.
I was trying to figure this one out, and I think I may have figured out Lindsay’s line of thinking …
Nurse: Welcome to rehab Ms. Lohan, how are — Why do you smell like an everclear explosion?
Lindsay: I was worried I’d fail rehab, so I spent all night cramming.
Nurse: That is in no way how rehab works.
Lindsay: But Ginny the Magic Gin Bottle said if I didn’t spend all night cramming, I’d fail my test.
Ginny: Punch another nurse in the face!
Lindsay: (*Punches nurse in the face*) Yay! Donna Martin graduates!