Yesterday we reported that Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole one of Elizabeth Taylor‘s bracelets from Taylor’s long-time nurse, and was immediately found out because, well, something that Lindsay wanted went missing immediately after someone left it within LiLo’s reach. Really doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to crack this case. Anyway, the plot has apparently thickened, as Lindsay allegedly planned to pull a switch-a-roo on the bracelet, because it’s not like anyone would ever be able to tell the difference between a piece of Liz’s jewelery and a SillyBand that smells like gin. RadarOnline reports …
“Lindsay had taken the bracelet that was owned by Taylor – and left to her long-time nurse after she died – without the nurse’s knowledge or permission, to a jeweler. Lindsay wanted the jeweler to reproduce a fake replica of the bracelet and she planned on giving that one back to the nurse,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “Lindsay planned on keeping the original and bragged to friends about her brilliant plan. However, the plan was thwarted when the nurse demanded that Lindsay return the treasured piece, or she was going to the cops. One of Lindsay’s minions returned the bracelet shortly thereafter.”
The sad thing is, this is almost … intelligent. No, seriously, this actually shows signs of human intelligence and thought, which is impressive since I thought Lindsay had the IQ of a manatee. Still, if she were smarter, maybe she wouldn’t try and steal priceless jewelery from a nurse and then brag about it like a stupid dumb asshole. Seriously, you might as well leave behind a cryptic clue, Riddler-style. “What’s white and freckled and red all over? It’s the person who stole your bracelet! Me! Lindsay Lohan! I mean, not Lindsay Lohan. Also, I need you to call a tow truck, I accidentally drove my car through your living room.”