All right, here’s the deal: I’m down in Las Vegas again for my partner’s birthday trip, and to be honest, the culture shock of going from Toronto to Vegas is doing weird things to my head. Even worse is the fact that on the flight in, our plane landed diagonally, so right now I’m not entirely convinced we didn’t die and I’m now in purgatory. Anyway, all this to say that when I woke up this morning, I wasn’t expecting to hear a story about how Lindsay Lohan claimed to have handled Whitney Houston‘s body bag when she was doing community service at the morgue a couple years back. And neither did anyone who worked at the morgue, because they’re now saying that Lindsay lied about the whole thing because she’s desperate for any press she can get these days. TMZ reports …
Lindsay Lohan is lying when she says she had to roll Whitney Houston’s body bag at the L.A. County Morgue … because Whitney was never in a body bag. An official from the Coroner’s Office tells TMZ … Whitney was NEVER in a body bag and no one in the probation program came in contact with Whitney’s body. Lindsay — who was ordered by a judge to spend time at the morgue to teach her a lesson about drinking and driving — claimed in an interview she was singled out to roll Whitney’s body bag. Whitney died on Saturday, Feb 11, 2012. The autopsy was performed the next day and her body was gone by morning. No one from any court-ordered probation program came in contact with the body … according to the Coroner’s official.
Of course it was a lie! Anything Lindsay says basically warps reality in order to become instantly untrue. Hell, I’m surprised Lindsay saying that Whitney was dead didn’t instantly raise her from the dead. By now, Whitney should have descended from heaven and announced a concert tour of the continental United States and some parts of Canada. I think Lindsay’s bullshit sorcery may be slipping.