Remember when Lil’ Wayne released Tha Carter III and everyone hailed him as a musical genius? And then he basically drowned that critical goodwill in a bucket of cough syrup and bad auto-tuned rock music? Yeah, say goodbye to the rest of Lil Wayne’s credibility as an artist, because he just signed Paris Hilton to his record label, Cash Money. TMZ reports …
Lil Wayne’s crew just signed Paris Hilton to a record deal … and she’s planning on dropping a brand new album in the very near future!! Wayne’s mentor — Birdman — confirmed the news on Twitter … saying, “Lil Wayne’s Cash Money family has a new member! Paris Hilton: RichgangRichgirl.” According to Showbiz411, Hilton’s album will focus on house music — no surprise, since she’s been DJing at various clubs all over the world … and training with some house music bigshots for years.
Welcome@ParisHilton to tha Family.RichgangRichgirl.YMCMB
— BIRDMAN (@BIRDMAN5STAR) May 22, 2013
Well, pack it up everyone. Music is dead. We can all go home now. Lil’ Wayne and Paris just destroyed an entire art form. And then they peed on its grave. And then they dug up the corpse of music and used it to recreate Weekend at Bernie’s and its lesser sequel, Weekend at Bernie’s II: Seriously, How Is This Guy’s Body Not Mulch? That’s how terrible this is.