Dear residents of Chicago,
I’m writing to you as a warning. While I may never have been to your windy city, I enjoy your libraries, your deep dish pizza and your gay porn awards shows. Which is why I don’t want to see your fine city tarnished when famewhores LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian invade your city, which is weird because Castle Grayskull is actually in Maine. Now what’s LeAnn going to try and conquer?
“Three sets of toiletries, three sets of clothes,” she said. “Starting Thursday, our time is split between L.A., Chicago and the world! I’m ready! All great things!” Rimes’ hubby Eddie Cibrian is headed to Chicago to film his upcoming TV series, The Playboy Club. Cibrian, 38, plays Nick Dalton, a lawyer and Playboy Club Keyholder. Rimes joked about packing her things for her cross-country move. “No shoe left behind,” she exclaimed. SOURCE
Residents of Chicago! Take up arms against your anorexic overlords! I suggest outlawing anyone who shamelessly rips off anything that Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife did. “What’s that? I can’t get fake boobs and walk around in a bikini like Brandi Glanville did and pose exactly the same way she used to pose? ERROR ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE. Daisy, daisy, give me your aaaaaaaaansssssssswerrrrrrrrr pleeeeeeeeeeeeee …”
