So by now you probably know that Lady Gaga is recording her new album, ARTPOP, because those things practically print money. Oh, and also art and fashion and yadda yadda yadda other pandering buzzwords. Anyway, to hype up the release, Gaga announced that she was recording her next album naked, which could be read three ways: First, she’s trying to be artsy. Second, she wants attention. Or third, like me she gets to work from home and she’s too lazy to put on pants. From HuffPo:
Gaga has reportedly decided to record her new album, ARTPOP, completely in the nude. “Gaga has really taken to the idea of naked recording,” a source allegedly told the UK’s The Sun. “She has been recording vocals while she’s been completely starkers. She thinks it makes her voice sound better.”
I have absolutely no idea if there’s any proof to back that up — Although apparently having some fat does wonders for your singing. So, you know, maybe consider eating a sandwich instead of taking off your top. — but any excuse to not wear pants is a good one. “I’m sorry, you want me to put on some boxers? I can’t hear you over how awesome my singing voice is! Actually, you know what? It is a bit drafty in here. Anyone have some mittens?”